A man goes to the ticket vendor to buy a ticket to see a Rogers and Hammerstein show. The woman says it will be $6.60. He asks why it would be so much for one ticket. The vendor explains that the evening shows are $6.60, and the afternoon prices are $4.40. Then:
Man: Well... what are the morning prices? I mean, I don't care how early.
Woman: They don't have any morning performances.
Man: You mean Rogers and Hammerstein don't make any money in the morning?
Woman: No.
Man: Not in the morning, huh? Then why did they write that song about how beautiful it is?
Woman: Well, that's when they take it to the bank!
hahaha... okay I thought it was really funny!
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